Random Road Sights + Asheville Tomfoolery

The car we wish we owned:

Cryptic Gas Pump Communications
Preserving the morals and sanctity of Pennsylvania. And you know, lawns and shrubs.just look at this photo for a good 10-12 hours and you'll understand this trip better:
Asheville North Carolina, home of the giant turkeyzilla w/ phallus
mike mounts that sumbitch
I strike a pose on ze little piggiez

Immobilized cows in fridges

If you're ever driving through PA on the interstate.. you know, that one, HEED THIS SIGN. The meat is frickin' delicous, the people have no clue who you are or what ungodly alien planet you came from, and the icecream is fucking scrum diddly:

Look at all the delicious fleshmeats! (there was a picture of the $20 pig head, but it was blurry. There was a $20 pig head, I assure you.)
This is thumbs up for Hershey world, but it could just have well been for the sweet jerky we bought at dietrich's. Special Guest Star: Xue Sun!!!!

Breakdown: Middletown, PA

note to prospective travellers: while it may seem quaint, Middletown, PA is not, repeat not the place to break down. Sketchy gangsters and "we don't take kindly"s abound, although there is cheap and plentiful food in former banks: and really, really weird houses for rent:Also, there are no mechanics ANYWHERE near there, and things frequently get struck by lightning, causing a catastrophic loss of streetlights.

Exploration Pennsylvania

So there was this odd, odd house. We explored that sucker. Sketchy basement rafters, diagonal chimneys, huge fireplaces.
Bounty: a nice old hunting shank and a strange ashtray.

Brattleboro -> Wesleyan -> Pennsylvania -> West Virginia -> Virginia -> Tennessee -> Asheville, NC

this is some atticus for you.

Back in Middle Town

Alright, so now that I recaped. We're back in Middletown, Connecticut. Got here last night. I think we leave tomorrow for New York City. We plan on heading down in the next few days to Ashville, North Carolina, to see the Simone, which I am very excited about, from there we'll head to Chicago, stopping along the way at the creationist museum in Chicago. Creationists. Yep. How fucking cool is that? Here's some pictures of the Psytrance show in Brooklyn and the town of Brattleboro.

Middle Town

Alright, so, just to recap. Thursday flew in, partied like a rock star in Alpha Delta Phi until Saturday night, where Laina and I went to New york city to a psytrance show in Brooklyn. Danced for 6 hours. Left the party at 9am on Sunday. It was a good party. Laina is awesome. On Sunday we hung out for a while at Alpha, Laina left in the morning. It made me sad. I got drunk and complained about relationships in the basement. Woke up Monday at 2ish, mad crazy rush to pack up the room and pack it all in the attic or in the truck so other people can live in the room Will was in over the summer. Finally did it. Said good bye to all my awesome new Friends, hopped in the truck and drove to BrattleBoro, Vermont. Met up with Atticus and Willow and more friends, did some gorilla artwork, went to a bar, got beer. Hung out. Came back to willows studio at midnight to sleep, and now I'm writing this. Word.