no'th cahlaina

Simone's land is awesome, as are the furry cows of doom!!!1

our hero

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Random Road Sights + Asheville Tomfoolery

The car we wish we owned:

Cryptic Gas Pump Communications
Preserving the morals and sanctity of Pennsylvania. And you know, lawns and shrubs.just look at this photo for a good 10-12 hours and you'll understand this trip better:
Asheville North Carolina, home of the giant turkeyzilla w/ phallus
mike mounts that sumbitch
I strike a pose on ze little piggiez

Immobilized cows in fridges

If you're ever driving through PA on the interstate.. you know, that one, HEED THIS SIGN. The meat is frickin' delicous, the people have no clue who you are or what ungodly alien planet you came from, and the icecream is fucking scrum diddly:

Look at all the delicious fleshmeats! (there was a picture of the $20 pig head, but it was blurry. There was a $20 pig head, I assure you.)
This is thumbs up for Hershey world, but it could just have well been for the sweet jerky we bought at dietrich's. Special Guest Star: Xue Sun!!!!

Breakdown: Middletown, PA

note to prospective travellers: while it may seem quaint, Middletown, PA is not, repeat not the place to break down. Sketchy gangsters and "we don't take kindly"s abound, although there is cheap and plentiful food in former banks: and really, really weird houses for rent:Also, there are no mechanics ANYWHERE near there, and things frequently get struck by lightning, causing a catastrophic loss of streetlights.

Exploration Pennsylvania

So there was this odd, odd house. We explored that sucker. Sketchy basement rafters, diagonal chimneys, huge fireplaces.
Bounty: a nice old hunting shank and a strange ashtray.

Brattleboro -> Wesleyan -> Pennsylvania -> West Virginia -> Virginia -> Tennessee -> Asheville, NC

this is some atticus for you.