Update: for a full-motion experience, click here (8.6meg quicktime file) Blood is needed to cover sin, don't forget y'all. Life-sized T-Rex Hedge/ Chia Pet I'm a cowboy, baby. Why yes, that is a smiling humanoid sitting next to a velociraptor SIGHTED: Pterodactyl flying the skies of South Dakota!! They Live!!
repressed homosexuality in the southeast: our commander, nachash mhm
I'm loving this gospel shit. What's important: be feared, be bloody, eat every living thing in sight. sounds kind of like a gangter aesthetic.... oh noes!!! a dinosaur emergest from the shadows and munches mike!
The car we wish we owned: Cryptic Gas Pump Communications Preserving the morals and sanctity of Pennsylvania. And you know, lawns and shrubs.just look at this photo for a good 10-12 hours and you'll understand this trip better: Asheville North Carolina, home of the giant turkeyzilla w/ phallus mike mounts that sumbitch I strike a pose on ze little piggiez
If you're ever driving through PA on the interstate.. you know, that one, HEED THIS SIGN. The meat is frickin' delicous, the people have no clue who you are or what ungodly alien planet you came from, and the icecream is fucking scrum diddly:
Look at all the delicious fleshmeats! (there was a picture of the $20 pig head, but it was blurry. There was a $20 pig head, I assure you.) This is thumbs up for Hershey world, but it could just have well been for the sweet jerky we bought at dietrich's. Special Guest Star: Xue Sun!!!!
note to prospective travellers: while it may seem quaint, Middletown, PA is not, repeat not the place to break down. Sketchy gangsters and "we don't take kindly"s abound, although there is cheap and plentiful food in former banks: and really, really weird houses for rent:Also, there are no mechanics ANYWHERE near there, and things frequently get struck by lightning, causing a catastrophic loss of streetlights.
tourists are wonderful contributors to local economy. cherish them, you yourself may be a tourist someday. I can't tell whether I'm serious or not, all I know is that something called the Mocha Moose has no business existing in a just world.